I'm thankful I do not have children.
*This post was actually kind of a joke. Tonight I spent the evening with some friends, one of which has four children all under the age of five. They are adorable kids and it was a very entertaining evening but my friend's husband likes giving me a hard time so he said something along the lines about "I suppose your thankful status tonight will be about how you're happy you don't have kids." I couldn't resist putting this as my post!*